New York City comedian Kyle Ayers was just relaxing on his Brooklyn rooftop this weekend when:
A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup
— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
About 50 minutes of hilarious tweets from Ayers, documenting the split between "guy" and "girl," ensued.
(Some highlights: "'Are we getting pizza or what? I don't mean to change the subject but are we?'-guy #roofbreakup" and "'I'm not talking about a love on a roof in Brooklyn'-guy #roofbreakup.")
The whole saga is below. Although we can't independently verify all that happened here, we feel like many New Yorkers have witnessed public breakups similar to this one.
And to "guy" and "girl," whoever you are, the best of luck.