13 Things No One's Going To Steal

13 Things That No One's Going To Steal

Paranoid, much?

1
These flip-flops.
2
This Pizza.
3
This Toilet Paper
...And don't try to say this a life hack.
4
This lawn chair.
5
Your homeboy.
6
This bottle of Sriracha.
We know it's delicious... But, come on.
7
Dat hula hoop.
8
This hunk of meat.
9
Your bike made out of balloons.
Although your commitment to detail is impressive.
10
Your lunch.
11
Your child's toy.
At least, we hope it belongs to a child.
12
This tree stump.
13
These Doritos.
The Nintendo DS, we understand. But this?

Before You Go

She tried to do you a favor. She failed.

People Who Meant Well, But...

Popular in the Community

Close

What's Hot