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11 Times You'd Never Expect To Find Jesus (But Might)

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There are times and places when you expect to connect with a higher power: at church, on a sublime mountain range, at a Christian rock concert.

But there are just some times when you wouldn't ever expect to come face-to-face with a religious figure like, say, Jesus Christ. And yet it happens -- when you're least expecting it, apparently.

Here are 11 moments when unsuspecting individuals have stumbled upon Christ.

1. While On A Supermarket Quest For Cheap Produce

2. When You're On The Very Edge Of Temptation

Jesus never blinks.

3. When You're Inspecting Your Dog's Butt

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And find what you've been seeking all along.

4. While You're Benevolently Overpaying For Coffee

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5. When You Need To Feed The Masses

6. When You're Searching For A New Dildo

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7. While You're Contemplating The Not-So-Big Questions (Chicken Or Beef Taco?)

8. When You're Swimming With The Fish

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9. When You Need To Rent Some Real Estate

10. When You Need Strength In The Tokyo Marathon

11. Or When You're Praying For A Genuine Drugstore Miracle

Jesus makes omnipotence look easy -- after all, he learns from the best!