We're huge fans of the Danish royals, particularly Princess Mary and her adorable brood. But even we can't get behind the latest portrait of the royal family, done by artist Thomas Kluge.

The painting, currently on display at the Amalienborg Museum until March, is the product of four years of work, and it's described by the museum as "a kind of magic realism." But we're not sensing much realism at all. Not only are our favorite princesses, Princess Marie and Princess Mary, stuck in the back (not fair), but everyone looks a little... haunted. Creepy. And poor Prince Christian in the front, typically so cute and bubbly, reminds us of one of the twins from "The Shining."

The kicker? Once the exhibit at the Amalienborg Museum is complete, this painting will hang in the royal family's home at Fredensborg Palace. Imagine waking up to that every day...

The painting:

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Thomas Kluge, "The Royal Family" (Photo: Evan Frederiksen)

The real thing:

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  • Princess Alexandra, Count Richard, Countess Ingrid, Princess Benedikte, Prince Christian, Queen Margrethe II, Prince Consort Henrik, Princess Isabella, Crown Prince Frederik, Crown Princess Mary and Prince Vincent

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  • Prince Christian, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent and Crown Prince Frederik

  • Prince Christian, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent and Crown Prince Frederik

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  • Prince Consort Henrik, Princess Isabella, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent and Crown Prince Frederik

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  • Princess Isabella, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent and Crown Prince Frederik

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  • Countess Ingrid, Princess Benedikte, Princess Alexandra, Princess Isabella, Prince Vincent, Crown Princess Mary, Crown Prince Frederik and Prince Christian

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  • Princess Isabella, Prince Vincent and Crown Princess Mary

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  • Prince Consort Henrik, Prince Christian, Crown Prince Frederik, Crown Princess Mary and Prince Vincent

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  • Crown Princess Mary and Prince Vincent

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  • Prince Christian, Count Richard, Countess Ingrid, Princess Benedikte, Princess Alexandra, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent, Princess Isabella and Crown Prince Frederik

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  • Prince Consort Henrik, Princess Isabella, Crown Princess Mary, Prince Vincent and Crown Prince Frederik

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  • Countess Ingrid, Count Richard, Princess Benedikte, Princess Isabella, Prince Christian, Prince Consort Henrik, Princess Isabella, Prince Christian, Princess Alexandra, Prince Vincent, Crown Princess Mary, Crown Prince Frederik and Queen Margrethe II

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CORRECTION: This post previously referred to the royal family as Dutch, not Danish.

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