With Chanukah and Thanksgiving colliding this year, American Jews don't quite know what to do except pile on the turkey, menorahs, challah, stuffing and gravy in one big mish-mosh of a table.
Oh yeah, they also want to join together in song.
And what better song is there than Lorde "Royals?" More appropriately named "Oils," in honor of the latkas and burning candles of Thanksgivukkah.
Puritans bumpin' to the the horah, getting drunk on manischewitz, while filling their horns of plenty with Chanukah gelt is just what we need for this Thanksgivukkah Miracle.