The 25 Most Overrated Places On Earth

11/21/2013 06:58 am 06:58:00 | Updated Nov 24, 2013

We wish these places were all that the travel blogs crack them up to be… but they’re not.

1. Milan You know Milan as the capital of high-end fashion, so it sounds like there'd be lots to see. But if you can’t afford the Prada flagship, you’re outta luck. 159658619

2. The Golden Gate Bridge It’s foggy up there. And cold from the wind and loud from the cars. The ubiquitous suicide call boxes don’t lighten the mood, either. 164186839

3. Loch Ness If nobody’s told you yet, the monster is not real. We repeat: he is NOT going to emerge from the dreary gray waters of Loch Ness. Save yourself the three-hour drive from Edinburgh. 156382253

4. The Empire State Building Observation Deck You can’t really see Central Park from the top, because that other building called 30 Rock is in the way. You also can’t see New York’s other greatest landmark -- the Empire State Building -- because you’re, well, inside the Empire State Building. 171080501

5. Athens There are four buildings you knew of before you came here, and they’re all nestled on a magical, hilly oasis called the Acropolis. The streets beyond it are notoriously dirty and crowded. 104707666

6. The Hollywood Walk of Fame If you look at the ground, you’ll see the names of a few famous people underneath dirty napkins and crumpled hot dog wrappers. You probably won’t look at the ground, though, considering how many street performers in Elmo costumes there are. 73471030

7. The Leaning Tower of Pisa Since when does it cost $24 to ascend a bell tower? Plus, it’s not even leaning as much anymore. 200276487001

8. Miami In America’s third-most expensive city, a $20 cover charge is no big deal. But even the most neon-lit of nightclubs won’t take your mind off the humidity. 148845719

9. Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas ‘Tis quite a shame when hotel people overrun one of the most pristine beaches in the world with dueling 60-foot waterslides. atlantis bahamas

10. Stonehenge You can’t even get up close to them-- most of the time, rope barriers make you stay about 10 yards away. They’re also 90 miles from London, right next to a freeway. And they’re also just rocks. 148845719

11. The Champs-Elysee It looks très beautiful from an aerial viewpoint, but unfortunately you’ll be on the ground when you visit. It’s a street of shops… with lots of pickpockets. 169999282

12. Niagara Falls First, you will pay tons of money to sleep in a motel simply because it's within a 10-mile radius of this waterfall. Then, you will navigate a labyrinth of casinos and Hard Rock Cafes and Guinness World Records Museums on your way to the waterfall. Then, after purchasing a souvenir poncho, you will see the waterfall. 128601900

13. Rome The historical sites are astounding. They’re just permanently buried under masses of tourists and trash. 142415991

14. Dublin To many Americans, Ireland is traditional bagpipes and rolling green hills and cuddly sheep. Dublin - where the biggest attraction is the Guinness beer museum - is NOT Ireland. 148616856

15. Mount Rushmore It's even tinier than the picture in your history book. 182597739

16. Bruges The cobblestoned little streets are cute, but they sit totally empty until the tourist buses arrive each morning. We’re 97% certain that nobody from Belgium actually lives there. 107295075

17. The Four Corners Monument It’s a bronze medallion in a parking lot, people. You won’t feel any different being in “four places at once,” and you won’t find a toilet that flushes. Or cell service. 142415991

18. London Nobody really acknowledges that London is kinda the Seattle of Europe-- it’s quite frequently gloomy. And with the dollar-to-pound exchange rate hovering around 1.6, simple afternoon tea becomes a bank-breaking bonanza. 162727542

19. The Grand Canyon Seriously… it is very hard to find the canyon from the parking lot. And once you do, you may only stare at it from the rim. Unless you called 13 months ahead to book a 48-hour mule ride along the cliff path that's about three feet wide. 176739023

20. Hong Kong No. Personal. Space. 146016133

21. Venice, Italy Those canals are adorable, but they make for narrow, winding streets with lots of dead ends. The tiny alleys overflow with tourists and pigeon poop. venice pigeons

22. Memphis, Tennessee It’s never a good idea when a town’s main tourist attraction is also its only nightlife destination: Beale Street is a mash-up of overpriced rib joints and gimmicky blues bars. Beyond it, all there’s left to see is the muddy Mississippi River. 103922561

23. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico The beaches were beautiful, before they were overflowing with Corona bottles and booty-shaking spring breakers. mango deck

24. Las Vegas The clubs look awesome in the movies, it’s true. But you’ll stand in line for hours before entering in real life… and there won’t be a tiger in your bathroom the next morning. 185905857

25. The Blarney Stone ...more like the Bacteria Stone. mango deck

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story indicated that smog was common on the Golden Gate Bridge. In fact, it is most often fog.

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