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11/27/2013 12:13 pm ET

What We'd Rather Do On Black Friday, In Pie Chart Form

The day after Thanksgiving is that special time of year when we honor unchecked aggression, rampant consumerism and the ancient tradition of door busting. But, frankly, you guys can keep it. You won't catch us venturing out of doors until at least Small Business Saturday.

In fact, here are a few things we'd enjoy far more than going shopping on Black Friday... in helpful pie chart form.

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