12/04/2013 07:03 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

If Only YouTube Commenters Could Be This Classy

We wish YouTube commenters could be this refined when they're getting raunchy with one another.

YouTube comedy channel Dead Parrot is back with its third installment in the glorious web series "YouTube Comment Reconstruction," this time featuring a re-enactment of users discussing the ethereal song “An Ending (Ascent)” by Brian Eno.

The short black-and-white film opens on seasoned British actors Grahame Edwards and Eryl Lloyd Parry, both dressed to the nines and sitting at an elegant table. The two sit in silence for some time, seemingly soaking in the vastness of one another's presence, before commencing a recitation of comments originally written by YouTuber users Liamscoolchannel and Craig Jones.

Watch as their banter quickly shifts from a mediation on the human spirit to a sudden recounting of oral sex.

The only thing missing from this video is a tumbler of 60-year-old scotch and a fine Cuban.

[h/t Laughing Squid]