'F*ck You, Mistletoe' Shows How Dangerous The Decoration Is... For Straight Dudes

Uh Oh... Mistletoe Strikes Again

Straight dudes have it tough. First of all, they have to wear those cowboy hats and write a country music song for every occasion. Second, being so straight all the time is exhausting. Third, they're beset at every turn by ominous threats to their 100% total straightness.

Case in point: Mistletoe. Since the dawn of time, no other seasonal decoration has turned more unbelievably straight men fabulously gay.

Fortunately, comedian Kyle Dunnigan has created this music video which serves as the most important cautionary PSA of the year. Watch out, straight dudes. Mistletoe thinks you weren't born that way and it's out to prove it.

In case you couldn't tell from the title, this video is NSFW.

Download Dunnigan's entire Christmas album here.

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