There was a lot of straddling in 2013 - straddling of other people, straddling of wrecking balls, straddling of inanimate objects. Here, for those of you who appreciate the flexible feat, the most important straddles of 2013:
Miley straddles a wrecking ball.
Miley straddles Elmo's distant cousin.
R. Kelly straddles Lady Gaga in a fake Oval office.
Lady Gaga straddles this unfortunate stool.
Rihanna straddles an inanimate Santa.
Rihanna straddles a tiny strap of denim.
Kim Kardashian straddles Kanye.
Seth Rogen straddles James Franco.
Kanye straddles Kanye.