At least he'll know how to stop an opponent with a short fuse.
A viral video shows a local Slovenian team firing balls at its goalkeeper through a cannon, according to Storyful.
As seen above, the first shot travels at manageable velocity. But the next two blast forth as if they, well, were shot out of a cannon.
The video was shot in 2009, but it is now exploding across the Internet.
"When the best goalkeeper in the world is a Slovenian in the not too distant future, we will know why," one YouTube commenter wrote.