Congratulations, you made it out of bed.
Not an easy feat, considering how much eggnog you had at last night's holiday party and how freezing cold your supposedly heated apartment is.
You really only need one thing right now ...
Okay, okay, two things.
Because it's Christmas.
But then you realize ... Ugh, no. No Way.
You're all out. You used an entire gallon of milk on that eggnog concoction that is making your stomach very irritable right now.
You NEED milk.
Your roommate has long moved on to greener pastures (okay fine, to his folks' place in Wyoming, whatever).
You can't very well have milk delivered, you'd need to add at least $25 to that order.
Also, really? The delivery guy is so going to judge you.
You don't really have much of a choice. You must get milk.
... and cookies.
Because it's CHRISTMAS!
So you pile on the layers.
Regret not having bought a new, intact umbrella.
You put your game face on. This storm will not break you.
Until it does.
No one's ever gone through these great a lengths for milk ... and cookies!
But once the sweet, succulent fluid whitewashes your boiling hot drink --
You discover the true meaning of "Laughing all the way."
Jingle Bells, darling ...
Santa's got nothing on you!