People Can Now Poop Next To Each Other In Peace

People Can Now Poop Next To Each Other In Peace
photo of woman sitting on a...
photo of woman sitting on a...

I've had a two-part theory about successful relationships for the better part of a decade: A) defecating while a romantic interest is in your domicile is a truer sign of comfortable love than saying "I love you,"* and B) no relationship should be close enough that you're comfortable regularly pooping while actually occupying the bathroom simultaneously**.

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