9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week

9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week

It's the last week of 2013, and while we're looking forward to next year, getting there isn't going to be easy.

1
The beginning of a month-long Christmas tree genocide.
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When the streets start to look like a pine graveyard.
2
Continuing to know who Phil Robertson is, and that he still has a job.
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3
Being inexplicably stressed out about having the perfect New Year's Eve.
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Whose New Year's Eve actually looks like this?
4
Accidentally starting a conversation with this girl at a party.
5
Pretending we know ANY of the words to Auld Lang Syne.
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Should old acquaintance be forgot and... something, something something...
6
Realizing at around 11:05 p.m. that we really would have preferred to stay in.
Staying in all night watching "Mystery Science Theater 3000" doesn't constitute a New Year's Eve, but it should.
7
Starting to awkwardly negotiate how to enjoy the Sochi Olympics.
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Conflict and controversy might as well be official sports.
8
The roughly 100 times someone will say 'I can't believe it's already January' at work.
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We know what day (and year) it is, thank you.
9
Two words: Facebook resolutions.
TMI, everyone.

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