Once upon a time, in a pizza place far far away there lived a 20-year-old king from Vallejo, California. Not just any ordinary king, but a "King of Fingers."
He was known as John Hunt by his friends and family, but Pnut the "King of Fingers" by his adoring subjects (fans).
When Pnut reigned over Bronco Billy’s Pizza Palace with his fingers, the Internet bowed to his majesty, and recognized him as the master of finger tutting.
The video, appropriately titled, "Greasy Fingers," shows us that pizza grease must be a key ingredient to making Pnut's joints move in the incredible way they do.
The hobby is definitely uncommon and might seem a little strange to the non-tutter, but it has found a dedicated following online.
We look forward to your next upload, Your Majesty.
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