You shake your head when he shows up to dinner in a hoodie and sneakers, remnants of lunch still lingering on his graphic tee.
But take heart: There are perks to having an extremely low-maintenance boyfriend. Sure, your mom thinks he just "can't get it together, sweetie." But you know there are secret benefits to living life with this laid-back dude.
He won't steal your skincare products -- he doesn't use any, anyway.
He won't take annoyingly long 20 minute showers. Now if you could only get him to shower...
He won't fill the shower with bottles. He's all about that 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner.
He won't take up your precious drawer space with tons of clothes.
He won't crowd the bathroom -- you can have the place alllll to yourself to get ready in the morning.
He won't mind carrying stuff for you in his pockets. What else are cargo pants for?
He probably won't even have a bag of his own, so maybe he'll help carry yours?
When he says he'll only need five minutes to get ready, he is not kidding.
He's actually totally OK with you dressing him. He doesn't really care what he wears.
He won't be bothered if you buy him gifts from Gap or Old Navy instead of an expensive designer label. More spending money for you...
As long as he doesn't commit any of these: