The Polar Vortex captured the entire nation's attention this week with record-breaking low temperatures. With most people cooped up at home, there wasn't much to do -- except tweet. Eliza Bayne was a bit skeptical about the whole thing: "I won't believe there's a Polar Vortex until it becomes a seasonal latte flavor at Starbucks." Hurricane Pumpkin Spice doesn't sound too bad to us.
While some were concerned, Jenna Kim Jones was inspired by the cold weather when she tweeted, "$10 says Polar Vortex is #1 baby name in 2014." Watch out North West, Polar Vortex might dethrone you.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Adulthood is hoping no one ever calls you on the phone.
— Pomegrenede (@Pomegrenede) January 4, 2014
The Bachelor could also be called, "Fuck You, Bechdel Test."
— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) January 7, 2014
It's too bad we live in such a male driven society, because I just wrote the best tampon joke.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 8, 2014
Relationship status:
I think I want this pizza to meet my parents.— Jayne Wright (@jaynecomplains) January 9, 2014
Lifetime movies have taught me to frame a person for murder.
— molly (@Molly_Kats) January 9, 2014
Could only find a b-squad bra when I got ready this morning and it's fucking ruining my day. #lady #problems
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 9, 2014
next time some creepy guy asks me what i like in bed i'm just gonna be honest and say "my computer and old takeout boxes".
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) January 9, 2014