Tina Fey and Amy Poehler totally nailed their 2014 Golden Globes monologue. Last year, they treated the audience to on-point jokes about Cameron Crowe, naked Lena Dunham and James Franco at the Oscars.
This year, the dynamic duo brought the laughs by taking jabs at Tom Hanks -- calling him "Tam Honks" twice -- and Matt Damon, who they said was "basically a garbage person" compared to everyone else is the room.
The duo also targeted George Clooney, saying that "Gravity" was a movie about how "George Clooney would rather float away and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age."
As for "Wolf Of Wall Street," Amy Poehler joked, "If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I would have gone to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties."
Keep the jokes coming, ladies.
Watch Part 1 of the monologue in the video above, and Part 2 can be seen in the clip below.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 71st annual Golden Globes, which were held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif.
01/12/2014 11:30 PM EST
What Better Way To End This Live Blog
"This is really boring television" Elisabeth Moss, my new role model for all social interactions #GoldenGlobes— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) 5 years ago
Good night, all!
01/12/2014 11:29 PM EST
Ronan Farrow Is Not Happy With Woody Allen
Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) 2 years ago
01/12/2014 11:00 PM EST
"12 Years A Slave" Wins Best Picture - Drama
It was the only win of the night for "12 Years A Slave," but it was a big one. Steve McQueen's acclaimed drama won Best Picture - Drama, besting "Gravity," "Philomena," "Rush" and "Captain Phillips."
01/12/2014 10:50 PM EST
Matthew McConaughey Wins Best Actor - Drama For "Dallas Buyers Club"
All right, all right, all right.
01/12/2014 10:46 PM EST
Cate Blanchett Wins Best Actress - Drama
01/12/2014 10:39 PM EST
"American Hustle" Wins Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy
"American Hustle" wins Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy, besting "The Wolf Of Wall Street," "Her," "Nebraska" and "Inside Llewyn Davis."
01/12/2014 10:28 PM EST
Leonardo DiCaprio Wins Best Actor - Musical Or Comedy For "The Wolf Of Wall Street"
"This is an incredible, incredible honor." DiCaprio, ever classy, thanks his fellow nominees (Christian Bale, Bruce Dern, Oscar Isaac and Joaquin Phoenix) and also Martin Scorsese. "You're a risk taker. You're a visionary."
01/12/2014 10:22 PM EST
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Wins Best Comedy At The Golden Globes
The Globes love them some "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," which has been on the air for half a season.
01/12/2014 10:21 PM EST
Alfonso Cuaron Wins Best Director
In a bit of an upset, Alfonso Cuaron won Best Director for "Gravity," besting Steve McQueen, David O. Russell, Paul Greengrass and Alexander Payne.
01/12/2014 10:16 PM EST
Liam Neeson Introduces "Gravity"
One of Liam Neeson's particular set of skills: introducing movies about space! #goldenglobes— kase!! (@worstkase) 5 years ago