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Golden Globes Monologue: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Take Jabs At George Clooney, Jonah Hill And More

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler totally nailed their 2014 Golden Globes monologue. Last year, they treated the audience to on-point jokes about Cameron Crowe, naked Lena Dunham and James Franco at the Oscars.

This year, the dynamic duo brought the laughs by taking jabs at Tom Hanks -- calling him "Tam Honks" twice -- and Matt Damon, who they said was "basically a garbage person" compared to everyone else is the room.

The duo also targeted George Clooney, saying that "Gravity" was a movie about how "George Clooney would rather float away and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age."

As for "Wolf Of Wall Street," Amy Poehler joked, "If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I would have gone to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties."

Keep the jokes coming, ladies.

Watch Part 1 of the monologue in the video above, and Part 2 can be seen in the clip below.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 71st annual Golden Globes, which were held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif.

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Good night, all!

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More on Allen's controversial Golden Globes honor here.

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It was the only win of the night for "12 Years A Slave," but it was a big one. Steve McQueen's acclaimed drama won Best Picture - Drama, besting "Gravity," "Philomena," "Rush" and "Captain Phillips."

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All right, all right, all right.

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A no-brainer.

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"American Hustle" wins Best Motion Picture - Musical Or Comedy, besting "The Wolf Of Wall Street," "Her," "Nebraska" and "Inside Llewyn Davis."

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"This is an incredible, incredible honor." DiCaprio, ever classy, thanks his fellow nominees (Christian Bale, Bruce Dern, Oscar Isaac and Joaquin Phoenix) and also Martin Scorsese. "You're a risk taker. You're a visionary."

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The Globes love them some "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," which has been on the air for half a season.

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In a bit of an upset, Alfonso Cuaron won Best Director for "Gravity," besting Steve McQueen, David O. Russell, Paul Greengrass and Alexander Payne.

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YAYYYYYYYYY!

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OF COURSE IT DID!

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Douglas won for playing Liberace in "Behind the Candelabra." During his acceptance speech, Douglas remembers finding out about the project from Steven Soderbergh on the set of 2000's "Traffic."

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It was expected that "Blue Is The Warmest Color" would win, but the award went to Paolo Sorrentino's latest film.

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Samberg beat out Jason Bateman ("Arrested Development"), Don Cheadle ("House Of Lies"), Jim Parsons ("The Big Bang Theory") and Michael J. Fox ("The Michael J. Fox Show").

More on Samberg's big win in the Best Actor category here.

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"You guys, the Globes, right? Who knew?" Andy Samberg was not prepared to win his Golden Globe, but he's happy to accept the award anyway.

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Jonze was an upset winner, topping expected contenders John Ridley (for "12 Years A Slave"), David O. Russell (for "American Hustle"), Steve Coogan and Jeff Pope (for "Philomena") and Bob Nelson (for "Nebraska"). Jonze thanked his cast and also fellow nominee Russell for supporting him throughout the process.

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In her speech, she thanked the crew, Netflix and Kevin Spacey, calling her co-star "the best playdate ever."

More here.

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He defeated Barkhad Abdi, Daniel Bruhl, Bradley Cooper and Michael Fassbender for the win. During his speech, Leto jokes about not having to get a Brazilian wax for his role as a transgender woman who suffers from the AIDS virus.

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