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01/14/2014 02:29 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

Cat Battle Armor Is Battle Armor For Your Cat (PHOTOS)

Winter iz coming.

For a mere $500, you can now suit your cat up in "Cat Battle Armor" -- a leather harness featuring riveted, articulated plates and a "terrifying" rack of dorsal spines.

According to Etsy shop Schnabuble, it's apocalypse meow:

"Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor."

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