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01/16/2014 02:54 pm ET Updated Jan 25, 2014

Not Safe For Second Grade Kid Note Of The Day: Stages Of Love

Title: 24 Stages Of True Love

Authors: Ted Scheinman's sister's 2nd graders

Method Of Communication: Two napkins stapled together

Rating: NSFSG (Not Safe For Second Grade)

Satisfaction Guaranteed? Debatable

Transcript:

How to fall in love

1. First you stare at the person.
2. You get close to each other
3. You ask for a date.
4. You go in bed and do sex
5. When you kiss you suck and lick
6. Get nacked [sic] in bed and do more sex.
7.
8. Go dance and put your noses together.
9.
10. You go in bed forever Then kiss forever.
11. Take a shower together and kiss.
12. Give each other rings.
13. Go to the pool together.
14 - 24. (BLANK)

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