Worst Police Sketch Ever? Texas Armed Robbery Suspect's Cartoonish Likeness Just Stinks

01/21/2014 09:38 am ET | Updated Jan 25, 2014
  • The Huffington Post

Two women in Texas were robbed at knifepoint in broad daylight Thursday by what appears to be a peripheral character from the Charlie Brown universe, or possibly Beast Jesus.

The Lamar County Sheriff’s Department released a statement along with the drawing, reminding the public that "the sketch is not a true depiction of the suspect, only a likeness." Wow, good thing they cleared that up.

A description from eParisExtra, by way of the sheriff's department:

"The victims described him as being approximately 6′ tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build. His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck. The victim was adamant about the tattoo on his neck having a lot of red ink in it."

Honestly, we hope that law and order prevails and that police get the last laugh. But for now...

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