01/22/2014 09:36 am ET | Updated Jan 25, 2014

Here's What People On The LIRR Do Late At Night (And It's Not Pretty)

Ever wondered who the Long Island Railroad is transporting late at night? For those unfamiliar, the LIRR is a train for people traveling in between New York City and neighboring locales. Comedian Corey Cohen interviewed several people (with an e-cigarette he pretended was a microphone) traveling on the line late at night to find out what they're really up to.

And what did we learn? Mostly that their main goal in life is to "f*** b*tches, get money" and that they're very disappointed with Bill de Blasio's notorious pizza eating tendencies.


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