This week's funny women took to Twitter to voice both their frustrations and affections for technology. Ella Ceron dropped some serious wisdom when she tweeted: "'Don't fav because it's over, RT because it happened.' — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably." We hope someone takes on the Like vs. Share dilemma next week.
While Ella was able to put a positive spin on things, others weren't as optimistic: "Ever since I saw 'Her' I'm afraid my iPhone thinks I'm boring," tweeted Sarah Thyre. And Twitter user Slightly Funny Jew wasn't terribly thrilled with her chosen means of communication either: "Twitter. Because disappointing just my family wasn't enough."
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Ever since I saw "Her" I'm afraid my iPhone thinks I'm boring.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) January 17, 2014
I think "momager" might actually be a worse word than "panties"
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) January 20, 2014
i could probably be involved in a groundbreaking new reality show called Will Ella's Acne Clear Up In Time For Major Events
— Lorde (@lordemusic) January 19, 2014
I'm living the Don Draper lifestyle on a Dick Whitman budget.
— Almie Rose (@apocalypstick) January 22, 2014
I wish I could type into Amazon, "looking into these self help books for a bit"
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 22, 2014
How can you people sleep at night knowing of the grave injustice that there are nine train emojis but only one for a burger?
— Naazihah (@naazihah) January 22, 2014
Twitter. Because disappointing just my family wasn't enough.
— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) January 22, 2014
The best trail mix is a box of pizza.
— Erica B (@SCbchbum) January 22, 2014
Don't tell me about your problems, I just found out the song is called Hang on Sloopy, not Snoopy, and now nothing makes sense.
— Blue Moon (@Bluestmoon_) January 22, 2014
People say the weekend is too short but maybe she wishes she were leggy and it wasn't in the cards genetically and fuck you for judging her.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 21, 2014
We see you, stairs next to escalators, we see you.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) January 22, 2014
if I were an angel I would totally use my halo to keep my pizzas warm
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 21, 2014
kind of surprised there isn't a baby named livelaughlove yet
— Mandy Slamberg (@MandySlamberg) January 21, 2014
"Don't fav because it's over, RT because it happened.” — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably
— Ella Ceron (@ellaceron) January 23, 2014
I'm all for honesty in marriage unless he doesn't like my boots in which case shut up or lie.
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) January 23, 2014
When they're not looking, I silently mouth "fuck you" to about 11 strangers a day.
— Amber (@Amburglar_) January 24, 2014
"Keep the lights off at all times, don't choke me, no butt stuff. Donuts after." -me, when asked about my sexual fantasy
— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 24, 2014
Guy just told me to shut up.
HAHAHAHA! I know, right? Like that will ever happen. Men say some of the silliest things!
He's dead now.
— Mistress Jedi (@JediGigi) October 14, 2013
Christ, I hope that's mine, she thought as she discovered the booger on her sleeve.
— molly (@Molly_Kats) January 24, 2014