Once upon a time, many seconds ago, one very bored girl downloaded Tinder. The app that opened a world of men within a 10 mile radius, where she could swipe right for "hot," and left for "not."
She swiped left, and then left, and then left, and then left, and then left, and then left, and then left.
But then one day, she swiped right.
What happened next was a magical sequence of events full of rainbows and stars and bliss... until they hooked up.
"And they lived happily ever after, because they never spoke again."
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