Conan has a pretty great collection of ridiculous memorabilia of himself, but who knew it was worth so much?
Unfortunately, he couldn't get $6,000,000 for his enormous bobblehead, but he did get a pretty good price on his string dance sculpture.
Watch him unload some junk above, and we hope you take as much delight in his assistant mocking him in Armenian as we did.
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