You're going to have to tell your significant other how much they mean to you somehow this Valentine's Day. Why not let Toronto's scandal-plagued Mayor Rob Ford say it for you?
Toronto artist Scotty Naughty had the good sense to plaster the ever-quotable mayor on a set of Valentine's Day cards this year. The valentines bear such sweet sentiments as, "I must have been in one of my drunken stupors when I fell for you." How romantic!
Scroll down to see all of the Ford-filled valentines, which you can purchase in packs of six or 12 here. But be warned, depending on the recipient, you may be single after you send them.
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