02/06/2014 05:41 pm ET | Updated Feb 06, 2014

Cynical 12-Year-Old Writes Very Short Guide To Relationships

Romance in middle school is a lot more complicated than it used to be.

Need proof? Just take a look at the "relationship guide" one extremely disillusioned 12-year-old boy recently self-published:

So much cynicism at such a young age. Good luck getting this bestselling author to go to the dance with you, seventh grade ladies.

H/T Imgur

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