Dear the rest of the country that is not Los Angeles: Why are you pretending it's cold? It's 60 degrees where you are. The rest of the country -- even parts of Texas -- are covered in snow today. You're actually being kind of rude for wearing winter clothes because it dropped below 70 for once.
We're actually glad that Jimmy Kimmel made his Cousin Sal go out to the streets of L.A. to force coat-wearing pedestrians to apologize to the rest of America for actually thinking it's cold. We'll just be outside shoveling snow (you know, that white powdery stuff that comes from the sky when it's actually cold out).