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02/06/2014 12:06 pm ET Updated Feb 06, 2014

Sochi Welcomes Homosexuals To The Olympics, Says 'Don't Do Anything Gay'

The Sochi Olympics begin today and it looks like all that anti-gay unpleasantness is behind us. Russian president Vladimir Putin has made it very clear that gays are welcome in Sochi, provided they stay away from the children and don't do any of that propaganda stuff.

To help homosexuals stay on the not-gay-and-narrow while in Sochi, the Olympic committee has released this helpful welcome video... by way of Funny Or Die, naturally.

Fav line: "Gays are like zombies, but instead of teeth they use thoughts."

Watch FoD's hilarious mockery above.

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