John Mayer has officially been back on Twitter for a week now. To celebrate his anniversary, we've compiled his best 140–characters–or–less moments thus far.
It's been a hard week on social media for a singer who is quickly learning that his jokes aren't hitting home with his new Twitter following. Apparently one week is all it takes to turn an over–confident Mayer into one who takes credit for his girlfriend Katy Perry's popularity -- joking or not.
Don't believe that Mayer could stray so quickly? Well there is this one time …
When he acted as though everyone was awaiting his arrival.
I'm back. What'd I miss?
When he joked about Rebecca Black as if "Friday" came out yesterday.
Been waiting SO long to share this with you. It's so bad it's good. Take a look. http://t.co/nBQAvVr1OR
When he acted as though he was the junior high bully of the Twittersphere.
When he made a self–depricating "Eastbound & Down" joke, and no one seemed to get it.
I'm the Kenny Powers of Twitter.
When he finally came up with a relevant joke … about the wrong medium.
I'll be honest, when it came to rejoining twitter, I had mixed emojis.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 1, 2014
When he coined the most self–indulgent term we've heard in a while.
When he realized that he needs to consider a different strategy.
Such a fine line between feeling smart and sounding old.
When he considered another early retirement.
Well, that's the only reason I rejoined Twitter. @bjnovak, my work here is done! Signing off.
When he tried to take credit for Katy Perry's 50.3 million followers.
Together, my girlfriend and I have over 50 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS.
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