02/10/2014 05:00 pm ET | Updated Feb 10, 2014

This Valentine's Day, Treat Yourself To A Blow (Dry) Job To Make Your Hair Love You

Valentine's Day is all about giving candy, cards, love and apparently, "blow jobs."

No, not those kinds of blow jobs... HAIR blow dry jobs. Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter!

This parody commercial advertises "a new and innovative experience just for women," at the Blowjob hair salon. Because everyone knows a blow job feels amazing! Especially when someone else does it for you.

Once you start coming to Blowjob, you'll come again and again.

That's what she (Fonda Sketch Comedy ) said.


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