02/11/2014 11:57 am ET

This Miley Cyrus Thing Is Going To Get A Whole Lot Worse Before It Gets Better

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This Friday, this very Friday -- four short days from now, if you're having trouble computing this -- is the kickoff of Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour. We just have that short amount of time to prepare ourselves for all the crazy photos, the wacky tour antics, the video ... it's going to be rough.

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