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17 Brutally Honest Someecards To Send To Your Valentine

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Let's face it. Valentine's Day sucks. Single? You spend it wallowing in self-pity. Taken? You spend it disappointed that your significant other only got you some dumb little thing from CVS.

Let's break the cycle this year, everyone! Send everyone you know (girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, mom, dad, sister, brother, brother's girlfriend, brother's girlfriend's best friend, brother's girlfriend's best friend's sister's aunt, etc) a funny Someecard. It's time to laugh away the loneliness. So send away!

  • 1
    No pressure, though.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 2
    Okay? OKAY?! ANSWER ME!
    To send this card, go here!
  • 3
    That's a breakup we couldn't handle.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 4
    Miniature Golf at a 58% discount? You shouldn't have!
    To send this card, go here!
  • 5
    Silver lining?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 6
    Sigh.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 7
    Gonna be a tough one.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 8
    #ForeverAlone
    To send this card, go here!
  • 9
    365 days later... still single.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 10
    Yet slightly less disgusting.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 11
    'Almost' being the key word here.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 12
    Deal?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 13
    Um...
    To send this card, go here!
  • 14
    Our iPhone comes pretty close, though.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 15
    How sweet.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 16
    Funny, what's this doing in our inbox?
    To send this card to me, go here!
  • 17
    You lucky duck.
    To send this card, go here!

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