Punxsutawney Dr. Phil continued his tradition of not giving any useful advice whatsoever this week, appearing on Conan to supposedly talk about Valentine's Day. Instead, P-Dr-P accused Conan of being an angry alcoholic and then threatened to kill him... as always.
We agree with Conan that "this is the dumbest thing" we've seen in a while, but still, we love, love, love it.
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