02/14/2014 03:08 pm ET | Updated Feb 02, 2016

Real Dating App Messages Read By Women Will Make You Happy You're Single (NSFW)

For any single guys or gals out there who might be feeling a bit sad or lonely on this Valentine's Day, we have one thing to say to you: it could be a whole lot worse!

Don't believe us? Just watch this video from The Second City Network that has "real women read real messages" received on dating apps Grindr, SCRUFF, and GROWLr.

Highlighting such provocative and classy lines like "Grr! I would do things to you that would require YEARS of therapy to overcome" and "u r a porno actor?" Ooh, we wouldn't be able to decide between them -- they both sound like real keepers!

The concept for the sketch comes from a post written by Tim Paul, who discussed marriage and dating in the modern world, and who tweeted to let us know about this simultaneously hilarious and scary silver-lining to being single. Thanks, Tim!


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