As far as the Academy is concerned, one woman's loss is a win for her vagina. One item in the Oscar nominee gift bag promises to "rejuvenate genital tissue," and it's not the meet and greet with Boyz II Men.
According to U.S. Weekly, losing nominees in the Best Actress/Best Actor category "will receive the O-Shot procedure, which supposedly 'rejuvenates and enhances the genital tissue of a woman.' The $2,700 procedure is said to enhance sexual response and slow urinary incontinence." Well, if that's not a silver lining...
There's no indication this particular piece of swag is withheld from male nominees. We'd recommend not re-gifting this one, guys.
We really hope some of the ladies who are in the running to receive these gift bags chime in on this issue. We suspect that J-Law and Helen Mirren would have some hilarious things to say on the matter.
[h/t The Cut]
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