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Oscar Losers Gift Bag Generously Includes Vaginal 'Rejuvenation' Shots

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This photo released by Sony Pictures shows Jennifer Lawrence, left, as Rosalyn Rosenfeld, and Amy Adam as Sydney Prosser in Columbia Pictures' "American Hustle." The actresses' dresses were made for the film and their jewelry and shoes are vintage. ?They had ideas, they lived large and they took risks,? costume designer Michael Wilkinson said of the ?70s style that inspired his work in the film. (AP Photo/Sony - Columbia Pictures, Francois Duhamel) | ASSOCIATED PRESS

As far as the Academy is concerned, one woman's loss is a win for her vagina. One item in the Oscar nominee gift bag promises to "rejuvenate genital tissue," and it's not the meet and greet with Boyz II Men.

According to U.S. Weekly, losing nominees in the Best Actress/Best Actor category "will receive the O-Shot procedure, which supposedly 'rejuvenates and enhances the genital tissue of a woman.' The $2,700 procedure is said to enhance sexual response and slow urinary incontinence." Well, if that's not a silver lining...

There's no indication this particular piece of swag is withheld from male nominees. We'd recommend not re-gifting this one, guys.

We really hope some of the ladies who are in the running to receive these gift bags chime in on this issue. We suspect that J-Law and Helen Mirren would have some hilarious things to say on the matter.

[h/t The Cut]

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