Meet Big Ted: A multi-racial heartthrob living in Los Angeles. Big Ted’s chiseled body and strikingly handsome face could easily land on the pages of a popular fitness magazine, but instead he runs a successful graphic design company out of his home office in Studio City. A self-described ambitious boy looking for fun, Big Ted has an active social life and outdoorsy hobbies. He is also popular on the gay dating (more like “dating”) app Grindr. But the one thing getting in Big Ted’s way is Big Ted himself. Behind that alluring smile and boyish charm, Big Ted is really a 5’4, 130 lbs. single woman. Big Ted is a big fat lie.