Man Says Domino's Pizza Burned Him When He Had Sex With It: Company Responds

02/25/2014 02:08 pm ET | Updated Feb 25, 2014

Have you recently burned yourself having sex with a pizza? Was that pizza from Domino's? If so, you're in luck: the good folks behind the chain's Twitter feed will be happy to help you out. Just check out the incredible exchange below for proof:

It's worth noting that Domino's has a history of making unusually self-critical apologies -- though this is probably the first involving sexual congress with a pizza.

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