15 Signs You're Turning Into One Of The Real Housewives Of New York City

02/25/2014 12:00 am ET | Updated Dec 30, 2014

When you get sucked into a Bravo marathon, you start to question everything, like:

When was the last time you saw daylight?
When was your last meal?*
Should you just quit your job and be on a reality show?
Could you be a Real Housewife -- or have you already turned into one?

We've teamed up with Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City to help you recognize the early signs, darling.

*No, pinot grigio does not count as a meal.

  • 1 You're not afraid to be a know-it-all, because you do know. It all.
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  • M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R.
  • 2 You know how to show superhuman self-control great bravery in the face of Ramona adversity.
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  • This is your cocktail party face. Look how much fun you're having!
  • 3 Pinot grigio is everything.
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  • The grige is the beginning and the end, the question and the answer.

    A feeling.

    A lifestyle.
  • 4 You've gained the magical ability to turn everyone's favorite things into business ventures.
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  • The people have spoken, and apparently they want shapewear, pinot grigio, music videos, margaritas, and "lifestyle brands."
  • 5 You know that money can't buy you class, but ROYALTY IS FOREVER.
  • Yep.
  • 6 You think you have a sixth sense.
  • "Look me in the eye. YOU'RE LYING!"
  • 7 You have no boundaries with your friends.
  • You are one half of your own “Ramonja” and you’re proud of it.
  • 8 Manners are of utmost importance THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.
  • "She tried to interrupt our henna session? I mean, what's the matter with her?"
  • 9 You've developed a catchphrase and you're not afraid to use it.
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  • 10 You've got moves, girl.
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  • Cha-cha a la Sonja.
  • 11 Phantom arms reach out of the abyss to fulfill your every need.
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  • Player Pinot please.
  • 12 Your dinner parties are really just a version of your childhood tea parties.
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  • Except alcohol. And because alcohol.
  • 13 You're totally comfortable with telling your friends if they're boring you.
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  • Really, you're doing them a favor. (You’re being honest to their faces and not talking behind their backs. You would expect nothing less.)
  • 14 Your friends know how to cater to your every need.
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  • You don't even have to ask. They just know.
  • 15 You can't seem to keep track of your valuables.
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  • Season 6, y'all!
  • 16 Tune into the season premiere of the Real Housewives of New York City and watch what happens.
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  • Tuesday, March 11 at 9/8c, only on Bravo.

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