In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
I sent my scholarship to the committee with a Voldemort stamp to let them know I meant business.
— Morgan Hegarty (@PotatoesHegarty) February 22, 2014
Omg i literally can't i cannot i just actually no can you not like ugh i can't.
every girl ever.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) February 28, 2014
i just want someone who i can relate a lana del rey song to is that SOOO much to ask for
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) February 27, 2014
My mom made a full Thanksgiving feast for dinner.
It's February 19th.
— Camille Aké (@Cake986) February 20, 2014
Breaking news: our dad just said "I literally can't"
— H and C Loesch (@twinswholaugh) February 20, 2014
People who don't think leggings are pants are not the kind of people I need in my life.
— Allison Hyatt (@wendla_b3rgmann) February 27, 2014
FOOD FOR THOUGHT: If Panem is a post-apocalyptic America, wtf happened to cell phones?!
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) February 24, 2014
My phone just autocorrected the word "friends" to "Friends" like the TV show and that about sums up my life ladies and gentlemen
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) February 24, 2014
When I bake cookies & the first batch gets burnt, I just listen to Work This Out from High School Musical 2 & I know everything will be ok.
— Raini Rodriguez (@Raini_Rodriguez) February 27, 2014
I have literally never heard a teenager say "like, duh" so you can stop romantic comedies/cheesy horror movies/adults in general
— Amandla Stenberg (@amandlastenberg) February 27, 2014
lol went to the mall and bought four items of clothing and they were all black like my soul <3
— bea (@BeaMiller) February 21, 2014
How is it that I'm old enough to use magic outside of Hogwarts but not old enough to vote in the primaries. Sketchy, USA.
— Bekah (@RebekahBolser) February 21, 2014
ugh at the things alex trebek has to say oh my god
— princess greenbean (@ohhaiitsnoaa) February 26, 2014
*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself instead
— Aidan Alexander (@aidanjalexander) February 23, 2014
Really hope I turn out like Hillary Duff
— Nathan (@flammableskirts) February 26, 2014
can't wait to get older and be the first adult ever to know how to use a remote properly
— Celeste (@celesteyim) February 26, 2014
You know how some people say "I feel like a million bucks"? Well, I feel like debt.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) February 25, 2014
wide ruled paper shouldn't even be legal
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) February 26, 2014
Canada Post really needs to stop bending my offer of admission packages. It really diminishes its Instagram appeal.
— Patrick Mott (@PatrickMott) February 25, 2014
I heard a bird chirp and thought it was a ringtone
— Maude Apatow (@maudeapatow) February 19, 2014
The kids on the covers of AP prep books always look super happy or gorgeous and this is why I have trust issues.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) February 25, 2014
If you're at the movie theater and you clap after the movie ends, I don't know about you.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) February 23, 2014
Need to go to the gym but then who would keep my couch warm
— Alexa Curtis (@Alexa_Curtis) February 26, 2014
GEEZ bestie please stop texting with me about Benedict Cumberbatch I have homework to do**
** just kidding please keep it up
— Olivia (@OliviasOpinions) February 16, 2014
middle seat more like middle ring of dante's inferno seat
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) February 27, 2014
A DOG NAMED PAWL
LIKE PAUL BUT ALSO LIKE PAW. IT'S GENIUS
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan) February 28, 2014
when u have to do ur homework instead of watch netflix pic.twitter.com/yBZx2qDQr2
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) February 28, 2014
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