Here's How Rust Cohle From 'True Detective' Would Hit On You

02/28/2014 06:01 pm ET | Updated Mar 11, 2014

We (and the rest of the world) are completely obsessed with "True Detective" right now, due in no small part to Matthew McConaughey's existential ramblings as the crazy-but-kind-of-genius Rust Cohle.

So we were excited to see that the folks at Someecards turned Rust's one-liners into would-be pick-up lines. Check them out below:

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He had us at "epistemic certainty."

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