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Here's How Rust Cohle From 'True Detective' Would Hit On You

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We (and the rest of the world) are completely obsessed with "True Detective" right now, due in no small part to Matthew McConaughey's existential ramblings as the crazy-but-kind-of-genius Rust Cohle.

So we were excited to see that the folks at Someecards turned Rust's one-liners into would-be pick-up lines. Check them out below:

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He had us at "epistemic certainty."

Head over to Someecards.com for even more brilliant Rust Cohle-inspired pick-up lines.

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