Let's face it, the answer to both is probably yes.
Watch The Onion's latest satirical report on marijuana use above in which they confirm that everyone definitely knows you're high and you'll probably feel like this forever.
But wait, there's a twist!
If you refresh the page on TheOnion.com and watch the video again, you'll notice that each play has a slightly different ending. Don't believe us? Check out the GIFs below to see some of the iterations, then see for yourself over at The Onion.
GIFs by Oliver Noble