The Kardashians are all about dominating on social media, so naturally the first Vine video Khloe Kardashian posts would be of her naked getting slathered in sunless tanner while shrieking and telling the camera, "Get glam. Get your tits rubbed."
We're assuming this rubdown was in preparation for Khloe's guest hosting gig on "Chelsea Lately" on March 5, during which she took on tabloid rumors like the one that O.J. Simpson is her father. "I really hope that's not the case because I did f--k him once," she joked.