A Definitive Ranking Of Oreo Flavors, Ranked From Awful To Awesome

03/06/2014 09:44 am ET | Updated Mar 06, 2014
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Oreos may be America's most classic cookie, but the range of Oreo flavors out there is anything but. From Watermelon Oreos to Ice Cream Rainbow Shure, Bert! Oreos, the realm of Oreo flavors is a wacky and weird place. In honor of National Oreo Day today, we've ranked the best and worst Oreo flavors, so you don't have to make the grave mistake of choosing the wrong kind.

After much deliberation, we decided not to include the chocolate-covered varieties, because Oreo Fudge Cremes are in an entirely different ballpark, according to us. We also decided not to include any holiday flavors, because we're Scrooges, ok? We stuck to evaluating the different flavors we love and hate, and obviously we had to include Double Stuf in there, because they're so iconic.

If you thought you couldn't go wrong with an Oreo, you might need to reconsider. (We're looking at you, Chocolate Berry Burst Ice Cream.) Here is a basic guideline for choosing the right Oreo flavor: If you think it will go well dunked in milk, you're on the right track.

Without further ado, here's our definitive ranking of Oreo flavors, from awful to awesome.

  • 16 Banana Split
  • Oh, the horror!
  • 15 Rainbow Shure, Bert!
  • If it weren't for its hilarious name, Rainbow Shure, Bert! would be last on the list.
  • 14 Watermelon
  • Watermelon flavoring can be hit or miss. This is a MISS.
  • 13 Berry Burst Ice Cream
  • It's all wrong.
  • 12 Chocolate Birthday Cake
  • Worst. Birthday. Ever.
  • 11 Cookie Dough
  • While they taste nothing like cookie dough and are thus a serious letdown, they're still pretty good. They just taste more like coffee and caramel.
  • 10 Golden Birthday Cake
  • For a crazy intense cake batter flavor, this will do.
  • 9 Chocolate Creme
  • There's no such thing as too much chocolate.
  • 8 Marshmallow Cripsy
  • These actually taste like rice Krispies treats and are delicious.
  • 7 Golden
  • Kind of boring, but sometimes just what you want.
  • 6 Cool Mint
  • We can get down with this.
  • 5 Peanut Butter
  • Peanut butter, we'll always love you, especially in cookie form.
  • 4 Double Stuf Head Or Tails
  • This is everything all at once, and it's awesome.
  • 3 Double Stuf
  • We ♥ you.
  • Yes, please!
  • 1 Classic
  • Milk's favorite cookie, America's favorite cookie, and our favorite cookie. You can't top classic.

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UPDATE: We originally left Peanut Butter Oreos off the list by accident, but realized the error of our ways. It's in there now, in its proper place.

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