UPDATE: As of 3/18/14 the caffeinated bacon waffle is currently unavailable, but you can still get your hands on the sugar and maple flavors.
There was a time when we used to sit down at the breakfast table to drink our coffee and eat breakfast. Maybe even read the newspaper. Those days were lovely, but they are long over now. No one has time for that kind of sitting around anymore. Breakfast takes place in our laps while driving to work, if at all. This is the way of the future, people -- like it or not.
We might not be at the point of the breakfast meal pills we watched the Jetsons subsist on, but we're getting close. And Wired Waffles is taking us there. Picture a cup of coffee, a plate of bacon and a maple waffle and smash them all together -- that is essentially what the Bacon Wired Waffle aims to be.
The Wired Waffle is a Liege sweet waffle, sweetened with maple syrup, flavored with bacon and then caffeinated. It's weird, but it's real. And it means you can just skip that cup of coffee from now on (if for some crazy reason you want to). If you always thought eating was a waste of your valuable time, these waffles -- $30 for 12 -- take you one step closer to not having to bother at all. (Though, if this is you, we want you to know we just don't get you.)