In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
Wake up in the morning feeling like "where's the pizza"
— Diamond White (@Diamondkwhite) March 7, 2014
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
— Aidan Alexander (@aidanjalexander) March 5, 2014
Tulane sent me an email today that said, paraphrased, "for us, today's Mardi Gras; for you, today's Tuesday." I see how it is.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) March 4, 2014
First Bachelor experience. I have trouble accepting Juan Pablo as Venezuelan. His accent is sounding very Mario Party-esque.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) March 4, 2014
We got an e-mail from Twitter? Twitter doesn't do email, Twitter does tweets.
— Marsha Pinto (@MarshaPinto) March 3, 2014
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of *a perfectly organized Dropbox*.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) March 4, 2014
Can you give schoolwork up for lent?
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) March 6, 2014
"But you didn't have to cut me off," ~ Van Gogh's ear probably.
— Allison Hyatt (@wendla_b3rgmann) March 5, 2014
"I'm giving up being cool and hot and coordinated for Lent." - my excuse until Easter
— Celeste (@celesteyim) March 5, 2014
Plot twist: Timber is not in fact trashy pop but a politically charged ballad about deforestation.
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) March 5, 2014
Telling my hairstylist I want the "Jared Leto ombré tint"
— Nathan (@flammableskirts) March 3, 2014
I'm pretty sure when I go from 10 to 11 likes on an Instagram picture my blood pressure returns from 10394933883 over 104949 back to normal
— eden (@edenfriedmannn) March 6, 2014
Anytime you start to feel bad about your life, remember this... You have the same number of #Oscars as Leonard DiCaprio.
— HauntedSunshineGirl (@hauntedsunshine) March 4, 2014
You don't know true pain until you've gotten excited to eat a certain food when you get home after a long day and then it's not there.
— Ben J. Pierce (@BenJPierce) March 1, 2014
i burnt my hand putting my batch of frozen chicken nuggets inside the oven but it's ok sometimes you have to make scarifies for true love
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) March 6, 2014
Listening to Beyoncé while you study is a surefire way to end up not paying attention to anything but your own hair flips
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) March 6, 2014
acne struggle PARTICULARLY real today
— Lorde (@lordemusic) March 2, 2014
I aspire to be famous enough to host an Oscar award winner's family for brunch at my home while wearing sweatpants just like Oprah.
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) March 7, 2014
I feel like everyone on Pinterest is either an extremely crafty soccer mom or a 10 year old who got an iPhone way too soon
— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) March 4, 2014
warm grape juice has no place in a civilized world
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) March 6, 2014