Warning: This video features people dancing in a sexual way who very nearly remove their clothing. It's uncomfortable and you don't want your boss to see you watching it.
We have found our new favorite YouTube channel. HolwagerKaraoke, the home of BnB Productions, is a treasure trove of awful karaoke versions of popular songs, accompanied by insane graphics and effects.
As far as we're concerned, this is the definitive version of "Blurred Lines." Sorry, Robin Thicke, but your song needed to sound like it had been recorded by a few drunk dudes in a lounge adjacent to a strip club. How else could the pathos and shame really shine through?