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Dating Site Will Make Sure You Don't Die Alone

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If you've truly given up on dating, online or otherwise, we might have just found the site for you. is a new (satirical) "dating website" advertised by YouTube user Super Kudzu. The site is reaching out to all those people who have been so worn down by terrible dating experiences that they simply don't give a sh*t anymore.

"Four out of five relationships begin by settling," the founder tells viewers. "You don't have to fill out an About Me section or upload photos ... because it doesn't matter."

Who needs OKCupid, Hinge, Tinder, JDate and Match when you can just settle for a warm body?

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